Monday, June 30, 2008
RE: RE: Concentrated AIDS
NO FUCKING WAY MOTHERFUCKERS, DREAM THEATER IS WAY GROOVIER AND FUNKIER THAN ALL OF YOUR BANDS BECAUSE THEY CAN WANK ON THEIR INSTRUMENTS THE BEST. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD TOO, LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE USED TO MAKE MY ADOPTIVE PARENTS MIKE AND JIM FEEL IN THE 70′S. OH GOD I WOULD DEFINITELY LET PETRUCCI SPREAD MY ASS WITH HIS SINEWY GUITAR ARMS AND STICK THE LONG END OF HIS NECK INTO ME AND BUTTER MY LOWER INTESTINE
RE: Concentrated AIDS
NO STUPID. METAL IS ONLY ABOUT FAST BEATS AND GRAWLING. AND ITS COOL CAUSE MUSIC IS MUSIC.
AS YOU CAN SEE, CANIBALE CORPS IS THE TOP OF METAL TODAY WITH THEIR SIMPLE GROOVY DANCE TUNES
Concentrated AIDS
HEY GUISE, METAL IS ACTUALLY ABOUT MUSCULAR MEN WITH BARE, OILY CHESTS POUNDING ON DRUMS AND PUMPING THEIR MUSCLY BICEPS AND ARMS INTO THE AIR WITH THE SLOW TEMPO AND THE TRIUMPHANT GALLOPY TRIPLET BEAT!one!1